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Things You’d Love To Say At Work But Can’t September 30, 2010

Posted by Ian in Fun.
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1. I can see your point, but I still think you’re FOS !!
 
2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce
 
3. How about never ? Is never good for you ??
 
4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. This is good !!!
 
5. I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way
 
6. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter
 
7. I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message
 
8. I don’t work here. I’m a consultant
 
9. It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying
 
10. Ahhhhhhh………I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again……
 
11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid….
 
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers
 
13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t give a damn
 
14. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you
 
15. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view
 
16. The fact that no one understands you, doesn’t mean you’re an artist
 
17. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental
 
18. What am I ???? Fly paper for freaks !!!!
 
19. I’m not being rude….you’re just insignificant
 
20. It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off
 
21. Yes ! I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial
 
22. And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be…….????? BINGO !!!!!!!
 
23. Do I look like a people person ???
 
24. This isn’t an office.Its’ HELL with flourescent lighting !
 
25. I started out nothing and still have most of it left
 
26. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer
 
27. If I throw a stick, will you leave ?
 
28. Errors have been made….others will be blamed
 
29. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed
 
30. I am trying to imagine you with a personality
 
31. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door
 
32, Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #1 ??
 
33. Too many freaks, not enough circuses
 
34. Nice perfume……must you marinade in it ???
 
35. Chaos, panic and disorder – my work here is done !
 
36 How do I set a laser printer to stun ????

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